Association of Anxious Poodles
The Association of Anxious Poodles exists to safeguard the daily needs of psychotic Poodles on the Isle of Skye.
Roaming free over hill and glen, ravaging flocks of tourists and caravan tyres, the Association of Anxious Poodles offers free counselling services to Poodles, Poodlers (owners of Poodles) and Poodle Pups.
Poodle Poo is widely known (in Poodle circles) to be an excellent Midge Repellent.
Is this group affiliated to the Congregation of Contrary Collies?